Local Man Crashes Junior Presentation Night

A local from the nearby under privileged community was seen sneaking into the Junior Presentation Night (impersonating an assistant coach) and swiping uneaten pies straight off the tables. He was possibly collecting them to take back to his accommodation facility.

Later on, he was pictured with our Under 13 Flag draped over his shoulders and by all reports he was enjoying himself just a little too much.

Dean Mason can be seen in the background calling for back-up to remove him, but he escaped with 32 meat pies in hand.

Investigations on his whereabouts are continuing.